David Rappaport Pages - Guest - The Young Ones : Boring Part One

At some point, Rick yawns in complete boredom and the camera zooms in on his mouth.
Cut to another open mouth.
This mouth is screaming.
Cut back to see a small room in hell, where demons Ftoomsch (David Rappaport) and Orgo
are torturing a condemned soul. The soul's tied to a pole and has headphones on.

[Ftoomsch removes headphones form Soul's head]
SOUL: "Ow!"
FTOOMSCH: "Would Mr. Sorders like some cake?"
SOUL: "Oh, yes, please."
FTOOMSCH: [points to cake next to soul] "There we are, then."

SOUL: "Oh!" [tries to eat cake but its too far from his mouth]
FTOOMSCH: "That looks nice, doesn't it?"
SOUL: "Yes, thank you!" [tries again]
FTOOMSCH: "Is something wrong?"
SOUL: "Well, I can't reach it."
FTOOMSCH: "He can't reach it!", [laughs] "No problem!"

[Orgo turns a switch, and the cake hits Soul in the face.
The demons laugh]
FTOOMSCH: “Oh dear! We spilt it!”
ORGO: “Oh, dear! Oh, dear!”
FTOOMSCH: “Who's a naughty boy? We'll have to get
that cleaned up. 'Ere, Orgo?”
ORGO: “Yes, Footmer?”
FTOOMSCH: FTOOMSCH!” [hits Soul]
SOUL: “Ftoomsch!
FTOOMSCH: “Ere, pass me that can of Lager.” [Orgo does so. Ftoomsch shakes the can] “We'll soon have it all cleaned up!

FTOOMSCH : [opens can and squirts Soul in the face] “Brillo pad!”
SOUL: “Oh, no! Please, no! Oh, no! Oh! “ [the demons scrape Soul's face with the pads]
FTOOMSCH: “Let's give him some Barry Manilow! “ [Orgo turns a switch as Ftoomsch puts the headphones back on.
Soul screams in agony]
“He really gets off on Barry! Ere, Orgo?”,
[Soul stops screaming and just stares off in pain]
“Any news on your promotion?”

ORGO: “Oh, yeah! I only got another ten souls to collect and I'm eligible for a nice cushy job. Mind you, it's taken me five millennia to get this far, cause no one sends you up to Earth with a name like Orgo. I mean they don't say 'Orgo' by accident!”
[Soul screams again]
ORGO: “Oh, is it not loud enough for you?” [turns up the volume]

FTOOMSCH: “Well, it's sure a hymn of a chance. I mean, someone might say, 'Shall we go shopping, OR GO to the cinema!' “
ORGO: “Oh!
FTOOMSCH: "Or they could say, 'Shall we go shopping, OR GO blblblblblblbl ?' But no one every says my name! No one ever says 'Ftoomsch!'
Why couldn't I be called 'William?' "

FTOOMSCH: “Here! Look at this! “ [punches Soul in the nose, causing a nose bleed. Soul screams] “What's that? “
ORGO: “I don't know! “
FTOOMSCH: “ Bloody Hell! “

[the demons laugh. Cut back to house.]